Monday, April 16, 2007

A DISAPPOINTED SALESMAN


A Disappointed Salesman


A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...


First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place" "That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

PURE DESI ISTYLE !


PURE DESI ISTYLE !

When u feel, that nobody loves u,Nobody cares 4 u, & everybody is ignoring u,N hating u, you should ask yourself ..... "Saala.... Chakkar kya hai?"

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Mohabbat hume un jawano se hai...Muhabbat hume un jawano se hai... Jo Khate-Peete Gharano se hain. *********

Itney dino se jalaney nahi aaya,Jalti hui aag ko bhujane nahi aaya,Kehta tha saath jiyenge, saath marenge... Ab rooth gayi hoon to ullu ka patha manane nahi aaya!!!

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Dhokha mila jab pyaar mei.....zindagi..me uddaaasi chaa gyi....socha thaa chod denge..iss raaah ko.....par..... KAMBAKHT..MOHALLE MEI AAAJ DOOSRI AA GYI.......

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Ek patthar jo paani me mara to aawaz aayee Dubooook....Ek patthar jo paani me mara to aawaz aayee Dubooook.... Aur Do patthar paani me maare to aawaz aayee.....Duboook..Duboooook....

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Dil cheer ke dikhayen to dard dhoond na paaoge. wah!wah!Dil cheer ke dikhayen to dard dhoond na paaoge. kyunki..... dard to daant me hai.

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Aaye woh meri kabr parDiya buja ke chale gaye,Diye mein jo tel tha, Sir pe laga ke chale gaye. *********

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

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MERE HAATH MEI TERA HAATH HO......TERE HAATH MEI... BAAJU WAALE KAA HAATH HO.......USKE HAATH MEI MERA HAATH HO......PHIR... TEENO MILKAR RING-A-RING KHELENGE....

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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.....jo dil kahe.....usi rah pe chalo.....peeeche waloon ko aaage na aaane do...jo aaage hai unse age niklo..... TABHI Tum EK ACHE rikshaw waale ban sakte ho...

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Jeevan ke safar ka har lamha . .Andekha hai Anjaana hai,So jaldi se haan kardo nahi to. . Auron ko bhi patana hai.

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Jigar ka dard sine mein liye ghoom raha hoon...Jigar ka dard sine mein liye ghoom raha hoon... Chauthi bhi gayi.....ab panchvi dhoond raha hoon

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Zindagi mei kabhi tension mat lena....bindaas hoke I LOVE U kehna....agar rose ke badle... sandal mile toh...kehna... PYARI BEHNAA SADDAAA KHUSH REHNAAA

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DOSTI SMS Shayari


Dosti ka haq Hum ada yun karte hai...tere naam pe ye jaan fida hum karte hain.....tujhko phool ka bhi Zakhm na Aane paaye....hum khuda se yehi duaa karte hai.....

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zindagai ki raaah me bahot se yaar milenge..hum kya....humse bhi achche hazaar milenge...in acchchonki beed me hume bhula mat dena....Hum kahan tumhe baaar baar milenge..

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dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,dil me lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi jata,kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein,aap jaise dosto ko bhulaya nahi jata.

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Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meree ho....Aansoo tere nikle to aankhe meree ho...Khuda kare teri meri dosti itnee gahree ho..kNaukree tu kare aur salary meree ho........

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par Le lenge,Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !************************

Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti haiHar waqt inteha ki ghadi saath hoti haiWaqt mile to rishto ki kitaab khol ke dekh lena,Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai

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DIL ME TUMHARE APNI KAMI CHHOD JAYENGE…AANKHO ME INTEZAR KI LAKIR CHHOD JAYENGEYAAD RAKHNA MUJHE DHUNDTE PHIROGEEK DIN ZINDAGI ME AISE DOST KI KAMI CHOD JAYENGE

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tumwaqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tumDoob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tumMere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin HotaAap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itifaaq Nahin HotaAchha Kuch Kia HoGa Hum NeWarna Aap Ho Sath Humaray Yeh Yaqeen Nahin Hota

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pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,dilon ka juda hona alag baat hainazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

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Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !!

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Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke LiyeDosti Naghma Hai Sunane Ke LiyeYeh Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sab Ko Nahin MiltaKion Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye

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Sau bewafaai kubool hain ek vafaai ke liye,Sau aansu kubool hain ek hasi ke liya,hum tho mohtaj hain aapke pyar ke...Sau dushmani kubool hain aapki dosti ke liye...

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Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko....

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

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Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki,Dosti to bas cheeze hai ahsas ki,Pass hote to kya manzar hota,Door se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !************************

Har kalli tum se khushboo udhaar maangeaftab tujhse noor udhaar maangerab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaayeke log mujhse teri dosti udhaar maange

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zindagi ko yun hi jee lete hainghamo ko yun hi see lete hainmila lete hain hum jinse dosti ka haatunn haathon se phir zeher bhi pee lete hain

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D-dastak bhi na de,

O-our apna bana le,

S-saason me base joh,

T-taqdeer joh sawaar de,

I-issi rishte ko toh kehte hai ** (DOSTI).

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Sapne the, Sapno k Ap Sahil hue,Na Jane kaise hum Apki Dosti k Kabil hueKarazdar Rahege hum us Hasin pal k,Jb Aap Hamari Zindagi me Shamil hue

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Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi,Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi,Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum,Itne shayries mein Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi.

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zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahezaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahezaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi raheuse hamari yaad aati rahe

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Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.

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Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton mein,Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge,Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein

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Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai

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HAR KISI KO DOST BANAYA NAHI JATA,YE WO RISTA HAI JO AZMAYA NAHI JATA.....
HAATH TO MIL JAATE HAI AKSAR AJNABIYON SE BHI,MAGAR DIL HAR KISI SE MILAYA NAHI JATA.......
BAATEN DOSTON KI DIL MEIN RAKHI JATI HAI,INHE KISSE- KAHANIYON KI TARAH SUNAYA NAHI JATA......
DOST TO HOTE HAI HASNE- HASAANE KE LIYE,DIL DOST KA MAZAK ME BHI DUKHAYA NAHI JATA.....
INSAAN KA RISHTA TO BANTA HAI AASMANO MEIN,RISHTA "DOSTI" KA TO " RABB" SE BHI NAHI MILAYA JATA......

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